Where does a Big Chooch lie? Wherever he wants to, of course. Usually it's on the side of the bottom of the bed, plenty of room for all! but sometimes he just takes up all the room. How annoying!!! Move over, you big lout. So he gets up and first sits with his head on my shoulder, then plunks down right across me. Hello, I'm trying to read here, and you're blocking my view of the book! What the hell, Big Chooch?