Somebody I know is ditching their stuff. She had a collection of churchkeys - some old rusty Schaefer beer ones, others with funny sayings, but generally just old and crappy.

Then I saw this - the perfect one for me:

According to Strong's Concordance 7965 Shalom means completeness, wholeness, health, peace, welfare, safety soundness, tranquility, prosperity, perfectness, fullness, rest, harmony, the absence of agitation or discord. Shalom comes from the root verb shalom meaning to be complete, perfect and full. http://www.therefinersfire.org/meaning_of_shalom.htm

Do you know anybody who needs that more than me? However, Shalom as the way to a beer just cracks me up.

It's about 5 inches long and is heavier than you expect when you pick it up. Do I nail it in the doorway, or wear it as an amulet?